...--- I think I'm going to have to stop being a robot designer, as I have begun to fall in love with m...
...-------- LIVED UP TO THE HYPE? I have to admire your integrity for admitting Zelda is flawed. Howeve...
...--- You wouldn't believe the opportunities for practical jokes that are all around us. For instance,...
...--- I've finally been let out of the clown hospital, my pretend illnesses having been cured. Unfortu...
...ULD PLAY LARA? Lara Croft should be played by Cathy Bates. Not tough enough? Okay, Whoopi Goldberg. ...
...----------------- So, according to your review, Tekken 3 is the greatest fighting game ever to appea...
...--- Unfortunately, I've been thrown out of Heaven. The result of this is that I'm now a ghost. Being...
...Y RELYING TOO MUCH ON SEQUELS? Nowadays every other game's a sequel. Some even have numerous sequels...
...--- I think we're going to have to replace some of the freaks in our show, as they're looking a bit ...
...--- I've built a shed in the garden to house my giant- uddered cow, Milky. Trouble is, word has gott...
...--- At the weekend I entered Milky, my giant uddered cow, into an animal competition. With her gigan...
...T GAME EVER? -- Sorry, but I must choose two. Firstly Diablo for its excellent multi-player support ...
...--- I have cultivated what I believe to be the biggest tomato of all time. It is approximately the s...
...--- Last night I cut my giant tomato in half, and I was astonished by what I found ru ning through h...
... ---------------- Whilst I appreciate, and to some extent agree with your scepticism regarding the N...
...F LATE GAMES? Let's get this clear: release dates slip because games companies want to release a gam...
...--- I've decided to expand upon my crow museum with the hope that a broader focus will draw more vis...
...-- My job as ambassador to a small African nation isn't going too well; yesterday I got a bit confus...
...MAKE YOUR XMAS? Well I certainly know what would make their Xmas the best ever for all N64 owners - ...
...--- I broke one of the arch-rules of being Jack Frost yesterday, and received a ticking-off from my ...
...--- In an effort further to promote the cactus as a tasty alternative to other fruit, I have taken t...
...--- I have given up selling cacti after I accidentally burst my biggest cactus on a bus. Instead, I ...
...OLENCE MAKE FOR A BETTER GAME? Violence makes a most excellent game. Why? Because it allows us to do...
...--- I never thought that working in a brown sauce factory could be such fun. The only downside is th...
...--- My proboscis monkey, Minnie, has returned from the vet, and is recovering nicely following his s...
...OUNTRY MAKES THE BEST GAMES? Britain has had something of a renaissance in recent years with develop...
...LDA 64 SAVE NINTENDO'S NECK? Zelda 64 on its own can't save the N64. But, along with Turok 2, F-Zero...
...LDA 64 SAVE NINTENDO'S NECK? Zelda 64 on its own can't save the N64. But, along with Turok 2, F-Zero...
...--- I have a new job working at the Patents Office, or whatever it's called, granting patents to new...
...--- I had a couple of turtles in my surgery last night, complaining that they'd gotten a load of aco...
...--- I've rarely felt as much satisfaction as I do right now, harvesting human beings for a race of f...
...--- It's one thing to harvest human beings for a race of flesh-eating alien overlords; it's another ...
...--- I hired an animal trainer to see if he could get the members of my animal orchestra to behave. W...
...--- I have a new job as a stage hypnotist. It's good fun being a hypnotist, but it is no fun at all ...
... SEE FROM -------------- ---- PLAYSTATION 2? I'm sure many people have gone on about tech specs, but...
...READ -------------- ----- IN GAMES MAGS? Games mags are run for the big fish, not us minnows. Every ...
...-- I'm spending some time travelling around alternative dimensions. It's quite good fun, but some of...
...- As fun as it is exploring other dimensions, it can be a hair-raising experience at times. For inst...
...- As fun as it is exploring other dimensions, it can be a hair-raising experience at times. For inst...
...------- As Poet Laureate, I feel it is my duty to bring as many forms of poetry to the masses as pos...